So I'm really trying my damnedest to not post as much on the IRC...

Occasionally I get swept up in a converstion with someone on that mesageboard and its like I end up queefing retarded babies into a pit of... retarded....babies? (Yeah that's not a gem line but whatever).

Some freak posted spam on there tonight and I digressed by exhaulting my love for it.

Just wanted to share before the "Pamela-Anderson-nude-Tommycoming-sex-giver" thread gets (hopefully) deleted. Here's a little mind flatulence I hope some goof on line can appreciate:

Sometimes I don't delete the spam in my gmail for weeks because I like to collect gems like these and pretend they're being read by wordy Professor Stanley Unwin** beloved narrator of Ogden's Nut Gone Flake:

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Fuckin' loves it. Nice on me eyeblodes.