GET IT OUT!

You know what's ironic? I've spent the last seven years of my sexually active adult life caving into the advances of stupid men. I drop a few shots, giggle some and rescind all defensive cover with the ever desperate and lazy "go on! stick it in!"

Now... Now I am desperate for one man, and a small crew of underpaid, mildly competent medical professionals to fucking "TAKE IT OUT!" I want to get my goddamned appendix removed. According to a young "Dr. Arian" type surgical resident at St. Vincent's Medical Center, the fucker nearly killed me.

[I failed to finish this post... I suppose that's how much anguish I endured.]